Don't Fail Me

by DEAD REGISTER

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    Professionally pressed and sealed by CDBABY, so you get that "New CD Smell" upon opening.
    Compact discs are making a huge comeback, invest in this goldmine now.
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    Limited Special Edition "Pyrite" Fool's Gold Cassette, hand-lettered by Avril.
    Repeat program on both sides.
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  • Don't Fail Me Bullet Pendant with necklace. Laser engraved and brushed .38 special brass shell casings... the same "cowboy caliber" used in our Don't Fail Me video to remedy a Crab Ran-goon infestation. "Dead Register" on one side, "Don't Fail Me" on the other. Handcrafted by Fleur de Laser in Louisville, KY.

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    Well hello there. At the last minute while printing our posters, we decided at the shop we should put this design on a few shirts too. Why not! Enjoy some distressed discharge on super-soft Next Level T's with all three of your favorite characters doing what thay do best.

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    Crab Claws, Dynamite, & Pitchforks. Oh my! A perfect 100% cotton complement to your dashing cowboy hat.

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  • Evil Crab Rangoon from the Don't Fail Me video holding his "dynamite drumstick"... beats are EXPLOSIVE.
    This is a super-high quality die cut waterproof holographic sticker that'll look great on your bumper, your gas cap, or your bomb suitcase. Laser/prism rainbow-y vibes depending on the viewing angle. Photos don't do it justice. Roughly 5" x 3.5" .
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  • PREORDER ONLY: Once in a Lifetime Super Fan Puppet Bundle

    Are you craaaaazy for super-mega-insane Dead Reg action? This bundle is for you!

    PUPPET
    Your once in a lifetime chance to own an autographed handmade cardboard puppet from Dead Register's "Don't Fail Me" music video. Puppets don't grow on trees so don't dally.

    ALL THREE PREORDER EXCLUSIVE T-SHIRTS
    These shirts are custom made to order and ONLY available as a preorder. This is it. You snooze, you lose. You get all three designs - one of each character. Collect them all because that's how much you love us. These will be printed on soft cotton Next Level T's, Unisex size XS-XXXL. Please indicate your shirt size in the notes.

    BANDANA
    Crabs on your face. Crabs on your neck. Crabs on the top of your head.

    HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER
    Crabs are blowin' up the place. Waterproof so you can slap it on your favorite drink container. Just don't put it in the microwave.

    SCREENPRINTED POSTER
    11x17 piece of fine art, perfect for your dungeon or outhouse.

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    DIGITAL DOWNLOAD
    You'll get this first. As soon as the "Don't Fail Me" EP releases on Feb 26, 2021.

    ****IMPORTANT**** Some of these items are custom made to order. As such, these bundles will ship after the EP release date in the first week of March. Thanks for your patience!

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    YOUR CHOICE OF ONE PREORDER EXCLUSIVE T-SHIRT
    These shirts are custom made to order and ONLY available as a preorder. This is it. You snooze, you lose. You get to choose your favorite character. These will be printed on soft cotton Next Level T's, Unisex size XS-XXXL. Please indicate your shirt size in the notes.

    BANDANA
    Crabs on your face. Crabs on your neck. Crabs on the top of your head.

    HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER
    Crabs are blowin' up the place. Waterproof so you can slap it on your favorite drink container. Just don't put it in the microwave.

    SCREENPRINTED POSTER
    11x17 piece of fine art, perfect for your dungeon or outhouse.

    CHOICE OF CD or CASSETTE
    Choose your own adventure.

    DIGITAL DOWNLOAD
    You'll get this first. As soon as the "Don't Fail Me" EP releases on Feb 26, 2021.

    ****IMPORTANT**** Some of these items are custom made to order. As such, these bundles will ship after the EP release date in the first week of March. Thanks for your patience!

    INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: PLEASE CONTACT US DIRECTLY FOR MORE DETAILS REGARDING ACTUAL SHIPPING RATES &/OR RESTRICTIONS
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  • PREORDER ONLY: Working Wo/Man's Bundle

    No milling about here. Strap on your boots and get behind the mule.

    YOUR CHOICE OF ONE PREORDER EXCLUSIVE T-SHIRT
    These shirts are custom made to order and ONLY available as a preorder. This is it. You snooze, you lose. You get to choose your favorite character. These will be printed on soft cotton Next Level T's, Unisex size XS-XXXL. Please indicate your shirt size in the notes.

    HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER
    Crabs are blowin' up the place. Waterproof so you can slap it on your favorite drink container. Just don't put it in the microwave.

    CHOICE OF CD or CASSETTE
    Choose your own adventure.

    DIGITAL DOWNLOAD
    You'll get this first. As soon as the "Don't Fail Me" EP releases on Feb 26, 2021.

    ****IMPORTANT**** Some of these items are custom made to order. As such, these bundles will ship after the EP release date in the first week of March. Thanks for your patience!

    INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING: PLEASE CONTACT US DIRECTLY FOR MORE DETAILS REGARDING ACTUAL SHIPPING RATES &/OR RESTRICTIONS
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about

The band's most epic song yet, "Don't Fail Me" comes to life in a six-minute presentation artfully crafted into a six-minute vision that unveils the most vivid peaks and emotions DEAD REGISTER has created to date. The song comes to life in an expansive maxi-single, which serves as a special release to share with their fans while unable to tour and as they complete their new LP. In addition to the title track, the release includes a remix of the song by Oakland industrial/doom metal duo Lament Cityscape, as well as live versions of the songs "Ender," "Circle Of Lies," and "Fiber," recorded at The Freetown Boom Boom Room in Lafayette, Louisiana during the band's Fall 2019 tour.

Additionally, the band self-filmed and created an extremely artistic mixed-media video for the song, which portrays the emotional depths of the song's lyrical focus through a live action puppet extravaganza. Crafted by Avril Che and M. Chvasta, this video marks the band's fifth DIY visual production, and the band's first ever foray into puppetry.

credits

released February 26, 2021

Dead Register:
M. Chvasta - Vocals, Bass VI & Bass IV
Avril Che - Synth Bass, 88 keys, Textures + Atmosphere, Vocals
Randy Garcia - Drumkit + percussion

Don't Fail Me
Recorded by Randy Garcia & Dead Register
Mixed/Mastered by Dan Dixon

Ender, Circle of Lies, Fiber
Recorded by Ross Brown at the Freetown Boom Boom Room 2019
Mixed by Randy Garcia

Failed (Lament Cityscape Remix)
Chop-shopped by Mike McClatchey/Lament Cityscape

All songs by M. Chvasta/Dead Register

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DEAD REGISTER

Dead Register is a genre-bending, sad-sap, tortured, cry-in-my-coffee, gloomy, pretentious, heavy dual-bass band fronted by husband and wife: M.Chvasta (vocals, bass VI, bass) and Avril Che (low-low end, 88 keys, synthetic bass, piano bass, textures, backing vocals, live visuals, all band artistic media), along with * on drums. ... more

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